Everybody Wants A Little Slice Of Summer

So here we are full swing in summer vacation...for those of us who go to school...and those of us who don't go to an all year school. But whatever. It's still summer. And you want to spend most days doing something entertaining with your favorite people...while taking days in between to sit at home on your blog.

And most of all, you want a freakin sno cone.

Does anyone else get absolutely sick of seeing people wear Crocs? Those hideous rubber clown shoes? I just love that facebook group. "I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumb ass."

No wiser words have ever been spoken.

And doesn't it kill you when you're thinking something so loudly and you wanna scream it at the person but that would...cause people to think you are a total bitch?

For example, "I DON'T CARE HOW COMFORTABLE CROCS ARE, YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMB ASS!"

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No idea where the idea for that sentence came from, though.

But I'm not just talking about clown shoes. Sometimes you even wanna scream at your friends, right? Like, the one who takes excessive myspace pictures of herself & thinks she's so damn scene and cute?

And in her pictures...her lips remind you of a frog?? And when you do try to tell her her picture looks retarded, she gets offended....but...it's ok because she does need to be taken down a notch. Miss I'm So Perfectly Cute And Scene with My Extremely Layered Hair That I On Purposely Make To Look Like I Just Got Out Of Bed In An Attempt To Look Like That Girl Off Of Paramore.

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Anyone have That Friend? She can also be found fluffing that annoying hair of hers in front of the mirror saying "I look so CUTE today!!!"

But I have another pet peeve to voice. The annoying little junior high girls infesting our malls, movie theaters, & bowling alleys in their tiny little shorts & spaghetti strap shirts, being obnoxiously loud and annoying because they think they look hot & popular & cool...and you want to punch the crap out of them.

"Listen, you fourteen year old Barbie wannabe I understand you want the attention of that eighteen year old guy & his friends who all think you are incredibly retarded but I am trying to eat my Geno's pizza without vomiting so can you please move to another section of the Food Court?"

Yes. It is summer. But if you're gonna wear shorts...please don't wear a skanky tiny shirt. And if you're gonna wear that short, wear jeans. At least if you are not going to be sweating outside. The movie theater is not a hot place. And no one feels bad for you when you're whining about how cold it is & your three inch shorts aren't helping the chill bumps on your legs.

Anyone else want to voice the kind of people who just get on their nerves like no other? Feel free. Do it here. Tell me all about it.

Or tell me about something that doesn't get on your nerves about summer. Like that nice kid at the Pretzel place who gives you a free slushi. Or the fun to talk to people on the park benches. Ever had a crazy conversation with a completely random person? I have.

Well, time to see what's on 7:00 tv. Or maybe call someone to hang out with, after all, summer is just a little less fun when you do the same thing everyday, you know?